how to contact me.
email:
you can email me. this is like letters but you can't touch them unless your device has a touchscreen. i will not reply.
phone:
i do not have a phone. i send all my tweets to twitter and they post them for me. do not attempt to phone me.
post:
if you wish to send me a letter, simply leave it beneath a rock in the woods and i will find it. this is more of a threat than a promise.
stars:
speak your troubles unto the night, and the moon and stars shall pass on your messages to me. charges may apply.
sand:
spell out your message in the sand, and when the sea washes over it, the words will travel upon the waves to wherever i am.
shout:
really loud